GREEK GOD FOUND IN CROCKETT BAR
I used to have a 5 foot tall tin knight standing next to my front door. One night about a year ago, he just up and dissapeared. I wonder if the deputies would interigate Hermes for me.
I know he knows something.

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Witt and Wisdom: My Penis May Be a Terrorist
I’m sure if I had a penis, mine would be a terrorist too. This is a MUST read. It is also a Must Read While Not Drinking Anything.

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Axis of Eve
This ALMOST makes me want to go to the RNC! I guess I’ll just have to order a pair for myself and watch in the mirror. Not nearly as fun as watching 100 OTHER people do it, but better the being surounded by republicans!!

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Last night I was out to dinner with a bunch of friends celebrating the birthdya of one who is famous for, among other things, having no ass. I’m really not sure how his pants stay up.
During dinner my cell phone rangs, but as it was a blocked number, I declined to answer it. [...]

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Despair, Inc.
Another way to reach your true potential.

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Michelle Tea mines her colorful past for a graphic memoir. And we mean graphic.
A great article about Michelle Tea – the auther of Rent Girl, the graphic novel I modeled for.

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Is there a Yahoo group or something somewhere where people gather to determine when it’s ok to call me? This isn’t just the average ‘your phone doesn’t ring all day, then two people call you at the same time’ kinda thing. This is a full-on conspiresy. No one calls, no appointments for [...]

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