Last night I was out to dinner with a bunch of friends celebrating the birthdya of one who is famous for, among other things, having no ass. I’m really not sure how his pants stay up.

During dinner my cell phone rangs, but as it was a blocked number, I declined to answer it. I got the msg this morning.

It was Mistress Pandora wondering if I could fill in last minute for a sick Selina Raven as the judge of St James Infirmery’s Fabulous Ass Contest.

I got absolutely NO ASS last night.

Ms Pandora should know better then to call from a blocked number.