Just a quick rant before I get on to the craziness that was Vegas the last two days. Booze and your Mistress. Why they should never meet.

This has come up TWICE in that last week or so, so I thought I would rant on a bit about it. First of all, I want it known that I am in no way puritanical about keeping booze and SM separate. Anyone who has read about sandra’s suprise vodka enema knows that. But alcohol use needs to be strongly monitored. Alcohol abuse amd BDSM can lead to death and dismemberment. That generally constitutes as a mark in a no mark kinda scene. Bad News.

Having a doggie bowl of champagne to celebrate a collaring, birthday anniversary is fine. My playing a mindgame on sandra, someone I play with a lot, by dropping a shot of vodka in her enema is fine. Having a glass of champagne while watching two of my sissies play, also fine.

Showing up to your first session wrecking of beer? Not fine. I don’t know you. I don’t know if you REALLY have had simply one glass of beer, or several. I don’t know your standard sober behavior, so I don’t know if you are straight enough to know what your limits are. Perhaps you really did just have a pint with lunch before our appointment. But I don’t know that you haven’t had several. Am I playing with your mind? Or am I co-topping you with Speakeasy?

If you show up and are obviously drunk, I will obviously send you home. If you show up and smell of booze, I will probably send you home. If you show up and smell of breathmints, I will play with you, but have found that the smell of the booze generally burns through about 20 minutes into the session. At that point, I WILL down grade the session from cat 5, to tropical storm. (Yes, I’ve been paying way too much attention to the news in FL.)

Don’t drink and submit.