There is a big firey ball in the sky. I think it’s heading right for us. And they sky, by the way, is the wrong color. A flat, one dimentional color. It’s the color of one of those rasberry slurpies you get at 7-11. This can’t be good.
The proximity of this firey ball makes the outdoors unbarebly bright. I needed sunglasses and a hat to sneak out to get the mail, and still it made my eyes hurt.
I feel lathargic and dehydrated even though I’ve been drinking water all day long. I feel like I’m hung over even though I didn’t have anything at all to drink las night.
My skin doesn’t feel right. Red, tight and irritated. Am I having an allergic reaction to something? It’s sorta blistered in spots and peelly.
Seriously folks, it’s hot here! At LEAST 75! I’m simply not used to this. Quick! Someone! Send more SPF 45 and send back my fog!!
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1 syndi // Oct 13, 2004 at 7:04 pm
At first, i thought you were talking about the big fire north of Napa and had no idea it was so close. Then i realized what You were really talking about… ha ha. Most people are suprised to learn that most homes in the SF bay area do not have air conditioning. So when it gets hot, we suffer. Fortunately, no matter how hot it gets in the day, it always cools off at night, unless you are at AsiaSF.
2 Natasha Strange // Oct 13, 2004 at 7:33 pm
Yeah, no kidding. You think this is a big modern city, and then BAM – you’re eating lunch in a stuffy victorian just like your ancestors.
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