I’ve had my fill of tiny marble penises, I’m coming home. The trip has had it’s highs (I met a very sexy french girl who kept me brilliantlly entertained well into the nights) and lows(Lady Madeline breaking her leg), and it turning into much more of a vacation then a work away, but I did need a vacation.

I’ve been able to spend quality time in The British Museum, The National Gallery, The V&A and Westminster Abby. I took pub tours, oggled the christmas windows at Harrod’s and long walks through the parks. I did some shopping, but with the exchange rate, everything was prohibitavely expensive. I didn’t stick around long enough to fall in love with any of the fabulous outfits I saw, or I might have charged my way into lifelong dept.

I also found a great girlie bar in Soho called The Candy Bar. All the drinks are sexually suggestive and the patrens are all young hot lesbians. I had a purple pussy, something about a melon and a slippery nipple.

Then took the french girl home and tried to reinact said drink names.

Don’t ask.

I also spend an evening at The Town House, my favorite bar in nearly any city and bought a copy of Douglas, the owners new book, Shaken and Stirred, an AMAZING cocktail recipe book. If you have access to it, and appreciate a well crafted creative and healthy fruity cocktail, I highly recomend it. Douglas was a huge sweetie and signed mine as he plied me with several of high finest works, including a Porn Star – a gauva juice martini, garnished with half a gauva and a tiny silver spoon. I could have stayed there all afternoon if I didn’t have a french girl waiting for my in my room!

All in all, it was good to get away, but even better to get home.

Did you miss me?!?