Voice On Phone: Do you do toy shows?

Me: Yeah. I have a Light Bright that I love to demonstrate.

Really. I have loads of toys that I would love to show you. However, what this gentleman (who had “never” seen a professional, yet still knew the industry term for masturbation show) wanted to see where the toys that I reserve for use on you kind folks. Dildos, vibrators, plugs and the like. Not that I’m a not a sexual being. I do (more then) occasionally use them (and no I’m not telling which ones, how often or in what positions) on myself, and perhaps, while you are reading this, may be off using said toys while watching porn that would make lesser people steady themselves on the furniture while asking each other – “did YOU know that you could fit two of those there?”

But no. I’m not going to use them in front of you.

On me.

Bring me your wife. I’ll be more then happy to demonstrate on her.

Barring that, I guess I’ll just have to dress you up like a cheap whore and demonstrate on you.

For those who are going to ask the next question… “What, are you some kind of prud?” I’m just going to go ahead and answer that for you right here and now before the caffeine wears off.

No I’m not. I’m a top, not an exhibitionist. In my world (and other worlds may differ) that means that I like to be the one doing the things to you.