Well isn’t this special. How DID that worm know I had to be away from the computer all damn day and completely unable to deal with this? Such a fitting name. I think.

Just as I’m jumping in the shower, I get realize that my site has been redecorated. Read:Defaced. I haven’t any time to really even investigate as I need to get to the studio. I drop an email to my host and head out. After my first appointment I run up to the Apple store to check my email and my site. Yup. Still defaced. But now the term NeverEverNoSanity is starting to show up on Google. Ahhh… looks like I wasn’t alone. My host hasn’t really replied with anything helpful and the throngs of Christmas shoppers are making me feel slightly homicidal even though I just spent two hours nearly making some boy cry.

Really. Tears over an orgasm. Please. Going an extra day is NOT going to kill you, just make you slightly more subservient which is why I require that you ALL go LOTS of days without orgasms.

But I digress.

I try to do some shopping before heading back to the studio. After tormenting yet another lucky soul, I head home to the first of my family arriving for the holidays and start working with the lovely and talented miss syndi to get my site back up. She was such a doll as to post an update to my index page so at least my site looked somewhat familier – and another update to my Yahoo group letting everyone know what happened. I was most impressed with her sense of priorities. She made sure my home page, my contact page and my prezzies page where back up. We can’t have the prezzies page down just days before christmas!!

And after you are reading this and before you go off and NOT have an orgasm, why don’t you check that page out! Remember, you are not done with your Christmas shopping until you get your Mistress something fabulous!

So, now we have whole site back up, except the forum, the source of the breech. With syndi’s help, I hope to have that up very soon.

Now… lets see. NeverEverNoSanity. Never is a negative… ever… no… negative… so, double negative… sanity… Does this mean ever sanity? Did they realize there was a double negative there. Or maybe Never Ever is suposed to be a double negative itself which would mean it is suposed to mean No Sanity. Sans Sanity? Maybe… just sanity… maybe… Ohhh.. I see… they were trying to make us think! GENIUS! Now someone spank them.