Last year paypal shut my account down because I’m run a naughty site. I FINALLY desided to open another one to purchase a pair of boots from Ebay (owned by PayPal). That was the ONLY thing I paid for with the paypal account. I opened it in my vanilla name with my vanilla contact info.

And… they shut that one down too.

Boots.

Ok. I know they are a fetish item for ME… but Puleeze.

A note to them asking to clarify resulted in them reopening the account and appoligizing, but really. Boots. Not even used boots! Or a dildo shaped like boots. Just boots made for walking.

Ok. Boots made for walking ON people.

Insult to injury, the boots took two weeks to arrive, and they are not leather as advertised. The seller of course is not responding to emails.

Anyone want some plasic boots? They are cute, but plastic boots make my feet sweat, and well, with the lack of showering because of the geeking out, it could become quite a smelly mess.

Which I could then leave on PayPal’s doorstep! Perfect.

See, writing is such a great way to work things out in your head.