This morning when I found out that there is a web cartoon named “Princess Natasha” which has recently been acquired by Cartoon Network, I though, Yah! Imitation is of course the sincerest form of flattery, then in the shower, somewhere between shaving and conditioning my various royal parts, I realized, that this was probably, in fact, a very bad thing for me.
Indeed, a quick google of “Princess Natasha” shows that I am indeed the TOP royal, but directly underneath my link promising BDSM and cock control, there is a listing for a pre-teen cartoon called “Princess Natasha.” Oh my.
I am by no means a household name, but good god people, did they not google (google is a wonderful tool for this sort of thing) Princess Natasha and see what was out there that might be named similarly? I would think that would be a fairly OBVIOUS first step in the naming process. I can just see some parents precious 10 year old googling their idol and finding another, less age appropriate one. I can just see their upcoming project aimed at young boys named Rocco Siffredi.
In this age of the Bush/Gonzales led march against all that is not white bread and Velveta, I am going to be removing Princess from my site. I do not need that kind of attention. Not to mention, ten year old girls are just not my market.
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1 Warrenellis.com » Why People Should Use Google // Mar 30, 2006 at 9:04 am
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2 david swaffar // Mar 31, 2006 at 4:35 pm
sorry pee on your parade but princess natasha has been in japanese and american comic and anamie culture for years. also the name of a very famous society woman in the 30’s and forties all of wich come up on google before your name.
Narcissism is not flatering
david
3 natasha // Mar 31, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Yes, there have been several Princess Natasha’s in the past. Imagine that. It’s not an original name. Oh my. I think I’ll go have a cry.
As I’ve already stated, I’m NOT a household name. And why yes, once I remove the words PRINCESS NATASHA from a good part of my site, it no longer comes up on top. Lookie that. Google working it’s wonder yet again. I’m just trying to protect children from adult themes, not inspire a comic geek lead flame war.
And being a know it all is not flattering either.
4 sandra // Apr 1, 2006 at 10:20 am
Well, and while all david says may be true, when Princess Natasha is entered, Yours is the first site that comes up, no japanese/american subculatural heroine, no mid-twentieth cintury psuedo royalty. So in a sense, Princessa, You are the first…and david can pee on his own parade. It isn’t narcissism to think You are the best, and the first, it is simply the truth, even if You won’t say it. That is what You have us for. Pee harder, david!
5 mikey // Apr 2, 2006 at 1:36 pm
I don’t know who this “Princess Natasha” is, but does she know that we must get moose and squirrel?
Yeah. I’m old school when it comes to cartoons.
6 natasha // Apr 2, 2006 at 10:34 pm
Yah! Love old school cartoons! And yes, I’ve had more then one houseboy go by the moniker of Boris.
7 sandra // Apr 8, 2006 at 8:10 pm
Old school? Gerald McBoingboing and Crusader Rabbit are old school…Y/you guys are just babies!
Oh, and by the way, on every piece of correspondence i can, i would like to record the mantra i am sure Y/you are all hoping for:
BUSH AND CHENEY HAVE TO GO! BUSH AND CHENEY HAVE TO GO!
8 Clare // Mar 17, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Hi Natasha,
I am writing an article about pornography, and I would love to interview you. If you are interested, send me an email.
Thanks,
Clare
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