This morning when I found out that there is a web cartoon named “Princess Natasha” which has recently been acquired by Cartoon Network, I though, Yah! Imitation is of course the sincerest form of flattery, then in the shower, somewhere between shaving and conditioning my various royal parts, I realized, that this was probably, in fact, a very bad thing for me.
Indeed, a quick google of “Princess Natasha” shows that I am indeed the TOP royal, but directly underneath my link promising BDSM and cock control, there is a listing for a pre-teen cartoon called “Princess Natasha.” Oh my.
I am by no means a household name, but good god people, did they not google (google is a wonderful tool for this sort of thing) Princess Natasha and see what was out there that might be named similarly? I would think that would be a fairly OBVIOUS first step in the naming process. I can just see some parents precious 10 year old googling their idol and finding another, less age appropriate one. I can just see their upcoming project aimed at young boys named Rocco Siffredi.
In this age of the Bush/Gonzales led march against all that is not white bread and Velveta, I am going to be removing Princess from my site. I do not need that kind of attention. Not to mention, ten year old girls are just not my market.