My mom just sent me this and for some reason I thought of you. And no, she will no join us for a double. Q. What is a man’s Ultimate embarrassment? Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose !!!!!

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I received this email today after a session with one of my devotees and thought I would post it here as a very good example of post session feedback. In this case, it lets me know that the lessons I am striving to teach this person are indeed sinking in. Feedback like this also lets [...]

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I just spent the weekend with my family and learned a little something about my grandfather, or actually, my great grandfather. Turns out the man I thought was my great grandfather, was actually my step great grandfather. The original family name was Kane. I was maybe a little more entertained by this revelation then my [...]

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As many of you may have noticed, I’ve taken my phone number off my site. One reason is that I have a very full stable of subbies and sissies and feel like I’ve not been able to give them proper attention lately as I’ve gotten busier and busier in the dungeon. The other reason is [...]

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I was talking with friends this afternoon and they mentioned that they got caught in Bay To Breakers traffic. I realized that must have been why I saw three people in 8 foot tall fish costumes standing outside a bar on my way to lunch, which at the time, I hadn’t even thought twice about. [...]

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I just had a set that I shot last fall go live on Suicide Girls. If you are a member, stop by and check it out! http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Smurf/photos/The+Champagne+Room/ If you are not a member, sign up here so I get credit, then go check it out! http://suicidegirls.com/join/YTBVLU/ And leave lots of comments so they will buy [...]

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I just wanted to drop a note to let you all know that I am home. I’m dealing with a personal issue, so I will not be answering my phone until Monday, May 5th – and taking my first sessions that week as well. Apologies to everyone who wanted to see me this week. It [...]

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