As many of you may have noticed, I’ve taken my phone number off my site. One reason is that I have a very full stable of subbies and sissies and feel like I’ve not been able to give them proper attention lately as I’ve gotten busier and busier in the dungeon. The other reason is the quality of phone calls I receive.

I just had someone call from a blocked number. My bad. I don’t generally answer them. First he asks me what city I’m in. I ask him where he got my number that my location wouldn’t be listed. He hems and haws before saying it was The Mistress Book. The BBI one. You mean DDI? Yes, he guesses. Then come to find out, he didn’t even buy the DDI, but took my number out of in then put it back on the rack. Then admits that he knows where I’m located, but just wanted to check. But really? His main concern? He wants to know if I’m a normal women. You know, like, have I always been a normal woman? Like, not you know, ….

Sir, I have never been a normal woman. THAT is how I became a Professional Dominatrix. Nor am I transgendered – which was what his queer-phobic little mind was trying to get his cock hungry little mouth to spit out.

All this coming from someone who sounds like he is calling with his wife/boss or roommate in the other room and he can’t speak at a normal volume.

So…

First Strike. Not Addressing me by Name. Nor, even knowing my name.
Second Strike. Can’t afford a DDI? CERTAINLY can’t afford me!
Third Strike. Speak to me like a big boy when you call. Don’t call when your wife/boss/roommate is in the other room unless they are all well aware of your kink and you can speak at full volume.

If any of you would like to find him and spank him (burn him at the stake?) as the perfect example of the kind of caller who has made me remove my phone number from my site – he lives in Conneticut. You can start the witch hunt there.