Hello pets!

I thought I would drop by for a little surprise inspection. Everyone got their panties in order? Good!

A couple of updates. First, I’m in the process of updating my site. That progress was GREATLY hampered when I dropped my laptop doing very little damage to the outside, but apparently scrambling it’s little brains. Yes. Just like with sandra. I’m very good at doing maximum damage while leaving not as much as a single welt. Had no idea that ability carried over to technology. The new site should debut in June, which is when I will be back.

Unless the spit and duct tape holding my laptop together come apart. Then who knows when it will debut.

Either way. I will be back in June. Not May. Why?

Because I want to.

This also means that I have over 3k emails to wade through. Much of it is spam or newsletters that will be deleted, but that runs the risk of your loving admirations being deleted as well. If it was important, send it again.

Love and kisses to all your wives and girlfriends. I hope they are keeping you in line while I’m gone.

Just wanted to stop by and say Bon Voyage! I’m heading out and will not have access to email for most of the next three months. Those who are closest (and oh-most-subservient) to me know where I’m going, but other then those lucky souls, I’ve decided to keep my where-abouts and what-nots to myself.

Be good while I’m gone and don’t think for a second, that just because I’m once again off to parts unknown, that you are free to abuse your small member any time the urge strikes you! You should all know better then that at this point! Once a month. Max. Why don’t we say, on the first Saturday of the month. And only under the proper circumstances. Panties, Clamps, Plugs, all properly installed.

Good little sissy!

Hello pets, devotees, sissies and gawkers! I thought it was about high time for a little update on the life and times of Miss Strange. Things continue to be quite hectic for me for many reasons – most of them very good.

I’ve been very busy in the dungeon, enjoying time with my regulars lately. I love the wonderful energy newbies (new either to the scene or to my dungeon) bring me, but lately have had so much going on at home, I’ve just not felt I have had the energy to properly suss out a new person. Nor, truthfully, have I had the patience for the hand-holding, multiple phone calls/emails/wild stories and the flakes that I must wade through to find the new true submissives and sissies.

Thankfully, I have a stable full of long time regulars and this down time from new clients has given me time to more fully explore those nooks and crannies of their libidos that may have been over looked, or at least, taken me longer to get to, under normal circumstances. I think I’ve done more edge play in the last three months then in the previous year! It’s amazing how far your can push someone when you know exactly what their motivations are… or of course, what their real fears are.

Sometimes one might think they are really afraid of the cane, but when given the option of not seeing Mistress for a month, suddenly the cane is not such a bad deal! Or perhaps a needle or two? Do you know why electrical play is a hard limit? If you’ve never tried it – how do you know?! And really, if pleasing the Mistress is truly your goal, is your humiliation in front of the Girl Gang really a problem? I didn’t think so!

Halloween of course led to a couple people spending more time out and about in various degrees of “out” that they had never thought possible!

I have also finished the hypnosis CD – just in time for XXXmas, and have found that it has been a very useful training tool! I’ve even enjoyed rigging it up to the Nova Pro for some VERY serious hypnosis training, and to the Eros Tek, to REALLY get my point across! :-> Right now, the only way to get it is to buy it from me in session, or by emailing me an amazon gift certificate, or sending a money order to my post office box. My printer just blew a gasket (too much hotness apparently!) so the full Husband Training Kit is not available right now, but you can purchase just the CD for $30. Hopefully I will replace the printer soon and once again get the Husband training kit, comic book and all, out to my adoring masses.

Speaking of printers and what the Mistress needs, which, of course, you are always thinking about, I have added a new printer to my Amazon wish list, a well as some other decidedly non-kinky items. I have just bought my first house, a REAL achievement in the SF Bay Area, and have added many things that I will be needing as I settle into my new Eichler digs. Just in time for XXXmas!

Miss Strange’s Wish List

I’ve bought a home that needs a little love before I move in, so I will be especially busy removing crown molding (in a mid-century modern home? What where they thinking??) and having some other remodeling done to bring my home up to my high level of aesthetic appeal. After all this madness is over, moving home, as well as my photo studio, I will again start accepting new clients. Realistically, this won’t be until May or so.

Until then, I will be accepting phone sessions through NiteFlirts and have set up my account to accept calls for a bit every weekday, generally between 11am and 6pm.

Finally. Is there any interest in another 12 days of XXXmas tease?

http://kittenwithawhip.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=27

I’m only interested in doing this if I will have active participants.

I hope everyone is having a lovely long holiday weekend!

I’m watching Hard Candy while answering email and getting ready for my sessions this afternoon. Damn!! Evil! It’s about what happens to a pedophile when he picks up the wrong Lolita. Ellen Page is a genius!

To the boy with whom I was rather short with on the phone yesterday. Others can take this as a learning experience. I’ve tried to post about this, several times lately, but perhaps I just need to spell it out a bit more.

Chances I will see a new client who fills out an application and calls during my rather unattended phone hours from a unblocked number to set up an appointment for the following week. 1-10.

Chances I will see a new client who cold calls at 4pm from a blocked number to see me later that same night? (Oh my GAWD! I was, like, totally waiting for someone to call cause I have nothing else to do with my time, and I’m totally hard up for cash to support my habit!) 1-1,000,000,000,000,000. Seriously.

Chances I will see the regular clients I have fun with, who are clean and courteous, (and have a sense of humor) and plan ahead? 1-1

Adjust your behavior accordingly.

Time for a reading assignment for all my curious readers out there!

My dear friend Madame Wilcox just published a book about her true love, pony play. It’s a great book about pony play for the curious beginner or more advance players, and it even makes a beautiful conversation piece on the coffee table! Hi Mom! I think anyone who has read the Ann Rice Beauty Chronicles (and who among us hasn’t at least a couple times!) can appreciate Pony Play, even if they aren’t a pony or a pony Mistress/Master. This book offers wonderful insight into the world of fetish as seen through a pony fetishists eyes. It’s MUCH more then just ponies though, it’s about textures and sensations, rules and control, bondage and kink, it’s creative and alluring and makes the reader feel informed and deliciously voyeuristic at the same time. Lovin’ It!