Harlots High Tea

The Harlots High Tea
You Are Cordially Invited To The Harlots
High Tea
A High Protocol Gathering

We do hope this invitation finds you in a most delightful state of anticipation, for what awaits you is unlike anything you have attended before.

An afternoon of fine tea, exquisite company, and the very particular pleasure of knowing exactly where you stand — and loving every moment of it.

Tea. Snacks. Smacks. Giggles.

Submissives

This is your moment to step gracefully out of the spotlight, and shine in the most delicious way — through silence and devoted service.

Scanty · Sexy · Kinky · Creative

Genitals shall remain tastefully covered. Everything else is encouraged to breathe freely. You are, after all, the finest eye candy this room has ever had the pleasure of being served by.

Dominants

This is your invitation to take up every inch of space you deserve, recline magnificently, and allow yourself to be thoroughly attended to.

Formal Cocktail · High Fetish · Corsets · Your Favourite Onesie

This is your tea party, darling. Dress accordingly — whatever that means to you, we are already impressed.

One week prior to the event, all guests shall receive a personal video welcome from Princessa — an intimate introduction to high protocol and how it shall be woven deliciously throughout your afternoon.

Submissives will additionally receive a Pre-Event Service Agreement, so that we may discuss in detail precisely how best to put you to use.

11:00 AM
Submissives Arrive
One hour is granted for preparation — of both yourselves and the food. Both shall be immaculate by noon.
12:00 PM
Dominants Arrive — High Noon
Please arrive already dressed and enter with discretion. Coats, capes, and wraps may be deposited upon arrival.
12:15 PM
Submissive Introductions & Service Commences
Your devoted attendants present themselves and the afternoon begins in earnest.
12:30 PM
Brunch is Served
A curated selection of brunch fare, served in accordance with one’s station. Sub Rosa provides exquisite ambience — a kitchen, however, is not among her many charms so this will be simple tea fare; vegan and gluten free options available.
1:45 PM
Praise and Punishment
The afternoon concludes with our submissives lining up to receive heartfelt thanks and — shall we say — pointed feedback.
2:30 PM
Parting Ways
Until we have the pleasure of meeting again, our time has come to an end and we must say farewell. Submissives are invited to stay and clean.

Submissives, please take note. These are not suggestions.

  • I. Raise your hand to address a Dominant. Wait graciously until you have been acknowledged before you speak.
  • II. No talking between submissives whilst Dominants are present. The sole exception is the coordination of food preparation and service.
  • III. Upon the conclusion of an exchange, offer a small curtsy and step respectfully back.
  • IV. Submissives are not permitted on the furniture. When the privilege of a meal is finally granted, you shall dine on the floor at the dominants feet — as befits your station.

A tally shall be maintained throughout the afternoon. Transgressions and exemplary behavior will be acknowledged — enthusiastically — at the event’s close.

Human Menu (your back as canvas)
Foot Rubs
Shoulder Rubs
Fetching Tea & Snacks
Food Preparation
Human Furniture
Coat Service
What else would you like to see or offer? Do tell!

Service is, after all, the most exquisite of gifts.
We look forward to receiving yours — and to giving you precisely what you came for.

With Great Anticipation — Princessa

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June 28th at 11 AM

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